When I was little, I believed every word. But now that I’m grown up, they all just sound funny.

So what are the most hilarious lies/things that your parents told you?

Here are some of mine.

1. Children are made by having the father make a drawing of a child in a small peice of paper which the mother will swallow so that she will get pregnant.

2. When people climb up a volcano, the volcano will erupt as they climb.

3. When you cut yourself by a knife, a priest will come out from the wound and bless it with holy water to make it more painful (as a punishment for using a knife and hurting yourself with it).

4. If you bathe a cat, the rain will fall.